Girl on a Bridge

[Nigel]

On May 26th, 2011 (true story!) a group of Harley bikers were riding south on I-275 in Florida when they saw what appeared to be a girl about to jump off the Sunshine Skyway. They stopped.

The leader, Randy, a big brutish guy of 53ish or so, smoothly dismounted from his
bike, strode through the gawkers, past the Florida State Trooper, and asked, "What are you doing?"

"I don't want to live anymore," she replied.

Not wanting to miss this 'be-a-legend' opportunity, Randy slyly suggested ... "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"

With no hesitation at all, she leaned toward him and did just that ... and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another one. During the intimate moment Randy had carefully and gently managed to grip both of her wrists with his incredibly strong hands.

The crowd started applauding and cheering.

Then Randy says, "That's the nicest kiss I've ever had, you sweet thing! It's a whole beautiful life you might be throwing away. Why do you want to die?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."

The onlookers are unclear whether she jumped or was pushed!

[Steve]

Nigel,

Hmmm... I'm not sure what any cross dressing readers will think of that one...!

If anyone is every offended by a joke/message on here do just tell us in private or in public as you prefer anyway.. as it is very hard to guess if anything will offend anyone or not, and our aim is actually not to so we will tend towards taking down the complained about...

I looked around to see sources for that joke to try and ensure it was not from some anti this or that site.. I found one spot with it, though the date used was different.. that one also had this joke below so I thought I'd share it...

A man goes to see the Rabbi. '
"Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it."
The Rabbi asked, "What's wrong?"
The man replied, "My wife is poisoning me.
The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, "How can that be?"
The man then pleads, "I'm telling you, I'm certain she's poisoning me, what should I do?"
The Rabbi then offers, "Tell you what. Let me talk to her, I'll see what I can find out and I'll let you know."
A week later the Rabbi calls the man and says, "I spoke to her on the phone for three hours. You want my advice?
The man said, "Yes" and the Rabbi replied, "Take the poison."



Steve