Girl on a Bridge
On May 26th, 2011 (true story!) a group of Harley bikers were riding south on I-275 in Florida when they saw what appeared to be a girl about to jump off the Sunshine Skyway. They stopped.
The leader, Randy, a big brutish guy of 53ish or so, smoothly dismounted from his
bike, strode through the gawkers, past the Florida State Trooper, and asked, "What are you doing?"
"I don't want to live anymore," she replied.
Not wanting to miss this 'be-a-legend' opportunity, Randy slyly suggested ... "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"
With no hesitation at all, she leaned toward him and did just that ... and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another one. During the intimate moment Randy had carefully and gently managed to grip both of her wrists with his incredibly strong hands.
The crowd started applauding and cheering.
Then Randy says, "That's the nicest kiss I've ever had, you sweet thing! It's a whole beautiful life you might be throwing away. Why do you want to die?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."
The onlookers are unclear whether she jumped or was pushed!
Why use a sledge hammer to crack a nut, when a steam roller will do an even better job, AND, is fun to drive.
Me (1950 - At least 2055)